I always want to hear you talk about your special interests. always. got a thing about Russian politics in the 1700s? tell me about it. know entirely too much about the mating habits of aquatic animals? nice, bro. can literally recite every Star Wars movie line-perfect? that’s fuckin impressive. even if I’m not personally interested in whatever it is you’re infodumping about, I’m happy that you’re interested and excited, and I’m willing to learn about things my loved ones care about
u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms
The practice started in the late 1990s, when somebody decided to leave a lipstick kiss on the tomb. Since then lipstick kisses and hearts have been joined by a rash of red graffiti containing expressions of love, such as: “Wilde child we remember you”, “Keep looking at the stars” and “Real beauty ends where intellect begins”. Kissing Oscar’s tomb on the Paris tourist circuit has become a cult pastime.
A fine of €9,000 ($12,000) was imposed on anyone caught kissing or damaging the historical monument, but it had no effect. It was hard to catch people in the act, and most culprits were tourists who were long gone before the police could bring them to court. Appeals from Wilde’s grandson Merlin Holland to stop the practice also fell on deaf ears. A plaque asking fans to respect the tomb instead of defacing it went in vain.
Meanwhile, those greasy red lipstick stains seeped into the stone making it harder and harder to clean. Every cleaning eroded a layer of stone rendering it even more porous, so the next cleaning had to go even deeper and wear away the stone even more.
I have no idea why anyone would believe Oscar Wilde isn’t delighted by this.
It’s beautiful and illegal. Oscar Wilde would most certainly be delighted by such lovely vandalism.
it is time for some croatian culture. this is ‘complaining while using coffee as an example 101′.
‘nemam ni za kavu!’ – ‘i don’t even have enough for coffee!’ – *i’m literally broke.*
‘nije mi dao ni da kavu popijem!’ – ‘man he wouldn’t even let me finish my coffee!’ – *the dickhead was rushing me like there’s no tomorrow!*
‘nemam s kim otić ni na kavu…’ – ‘i don’t have anybody to have a cup of coffee with…’ – *all my friends are out of town and i’m lonely as fuck.*
‘nisam stigla ni kavu popit’!’ – ‘i didn’t even have enough time to have a cup of coffee!’ – *my day was horribly busy, i couldn’t catch a break…*
‘daj da bar kavu popijem!’ – ‘let me at least have a cup of coffee first!’ – *i don’t wanna do this but if i have to i need some time to prepare myself.*
‘samo po kavama visiš!’ – ‘all you do is drink coffee!’ – *when will you start doing something useful with your life?* (usually a parent to a child)
‘samo mi skuhaj kavu…’ – ‘just give me coffee…’ (usually followed by slumping down into a chair and staying there like a dead body) – *i am done. just give me coffee.*
‘ni kavu mi nisu ponudili.’ – ‘they didn’t even offer me a cup of coffee’ – *what kind of shitty host are they what the fuck!!?*
Potvrđeno, these are all 100% true also samo mi skuhaj (skuvaj) kavu is when you are at a friends place and you’re not yet ready to start gossiping
